Joe Mauer got engaged over the weekend to Maddie Bisanz. She had $184 million reasons to say yes. I wonder if now that she is married to him she can figure out a way to keep him healthy. Here are the responses from the twitterverse:
Here’s $184 million man Joe Mauer’s new fiancee: bit.ly/vGXqR3
— Jason McIntyre (@TheBigLead) December 12, 2011
Word from the Mauer engagement is that Joe dropped to a knee while proposing. It was due to bilateral leg weakness & NOT a romantic gesture.
— Parker Hageman (@OverTheBaggy) December 12, 2011
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Now that Joe Mauer is engaged, this Trophy Wife major was probably a bad idea. I guess the Mrs. Degree is out to. #nowwhat
— Whittney (@WhittneyBartkey) December 13, 2011
I’m fascinated by all the”I’m so depressed because Joe Mauer is engaged” tweets. — Carie Small(@CarieIsSoVery) December 13, 2011
Joe Mauer is engaged; there goes Minnesota’s ‘most eligible bachelor’ bit.ly/rq1dw2
— Jeff Morris (@Jeff_Morris4) December 13, 2011
I can’t believe mauer is taken. My life has no #meaning now
— brianne stamer (@briannicastam2) December 13, 2011