Target Field Fallout

Posted: 17th September 2008 by vacant in Humor

The highly debated housing issue of the Minnesota Twins has come to a halt. For the next 25 years the new ballpark that will be built for this team will be referred to as “Target Field.” Minnesota only seriously negotiated with one company, Target, throughout the process. The estimated worth of this deal is $100 million over the two and a half decades.

Target Field. Certainly not the worst name possible, but I can think of better. Here are ten better names for the new stadium the Twins will play in starting two years from now.

10. So-Long-Dome-Dog Stadium

9. Land ‘O Lakes Field

8. The Ballpark in the Snow and Cold

7. Homer Hanky Housing

6. Ludefisk Ballpark

5. Norwegian Turf

4. M&M’s Playground

3. Who-Needs-Ya-Santana Stadium

2. Penny-Pinching-Pohlad Park
1. How-’Bout-Them-Gophers Field

Suggest your own!

  1. Leslie says:

    Funny names.I would have went with Puckett Park. It would have been great to honor the man that made baseball relevant in Minnesota not to mention winning championships. Puck did so much in the Twin Citeis.

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